The Farm
Meme It!German Minister:We are here today to join this woman and the ground. Man is born of woman and his life is full of turmoil.
Jeb:[gathers and tastes soil] Huh. It's crap soil. Nothing's going to grow here.
Dwight:Doesn't matter. It's a cemetery.
Jeb:Yeah, well, I'm just saying it's garbage soil, that's all.
Dwight:Well, the only thing we're planting here is dead bodies.
Jeb:It's fine 'cause they're not going to grow.
Dwight:Well, thank god they're not because we don't want to make zombies.
Jeb:Good. I agree. Don't worry about it. You won't get any.
German Minister:Would the family care to say something?
Dwight:You had black hair and then gray hair.
Zeke:You were the aunt to my cousins. Most of your life you were 5'4, at the end you were 5'1.
Oscar:They're a descriptive people.
Fannie:[approaches and hugs Dwight] I see you started without me.
Dwight:You were late. So, what am I supposed to do?
Fannie:Well, I told you...
Jeb:Hi, Fannie.
Fannie:Hey.
Oscar:Who is that?
Zeke:Dwight's sister.
Oscar:Dwight has a sister?
Zeke:Yeah.
Oscar:She's beautiful.
Zeke:Blugh.
Dwight:[to his nephew Cameron] Hello, little man. Haven't seen you in a few years. [after a weak handshake] What is this? Oh, god. [after a truck with many girls in the bed pulls up] Henry.
Henry:Dwight.
Dwight:I see Esther's back in town.
Esther:Hi Dwight.
Dwight:Hi Esther. Nice of you to come today.
Esther:This was on the way. We're going into town after. I need yarn.
Dwight:Well, if you can snap two chicken necks with a single motion, why use two motions to slaughter those chickens.
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