Promos
Meme It!Andy:What?
Dwight:Phyllis is masturbating. In the office right now as we speak.
Angela:Can we skip the color commentary and just have Andy go out there and fire her?
Toby:He- he can't do that. Turns out she's allowed to have feelings of sexual arousal. It doesn't become a violation until she physically acts on it.
Group:No!
Oscar:Toby, how do you propose that we-
Andy:Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Why is Phyllis so aroused?
Pam:She's listening to 50 Shades of Grey.
Andy:Well there you go. That's muy caliente.
Dwight:OK, you are useless. I'll take care of this. [walks out of Andy's office and dumps water on Phyllis]
Phyllis:What the hell?!
Dwight:It's OK guys, she's no longer horny.
Andy:Excuse me, dirty birdie [takes Phyllis' iPod]
Phyllis:Wait, what?
Andy:You can have this back at the end of the day. [cut to Andy listening to the iPod and looking aroused, water is dumped on him] Oh!!