Welcome Party
Meme It!Pam:Okay, they're almost here- What? Come on. If you guys are gonna be mean, could you at least be subtle? [rips down ugly photo of Nellie]
Darryl:Oh, in the warehouse we use code names for people we want to talk about. Andy was Jelly Roll. Mike was Dennis the Menace. Ryan was douche bag.
Ryan:Hey, that's not a code name. That's just an insult.
Oscar:Plus everyone would know who you meant.
Ryan:Yeah!
Pam:No, that's a great idea. Let's have a code name. How about Mondays? I hate Mondays? Mondays are the worst?
Angela:Nobody's named Monday.
Ryan:Hey, how about we go with Pam? Simple, easy to remember.
Pam:Cause there's someone already here named Pam.
Kevin:Shh, here she comes!
All:Hey!
Phyllis:Welcome to your party.
Creed:Everybody get comfy now. This first song's over a half hour long. [plays off-tune notes]