Drug Testing
Dwight:Have you ever taken any illegal drugs?
Oscar:No, I have not.
Dwight:Do you think it's possible that maybe you could have had some drugs in your system without you knowing about it?
Oscar:What are you implying?
Dwight:Have you ever... pooped... a balloon?
Oscar:Okay. I'm done with this.
Dwight:He sure left in a hurry.