Welcome Party
Meme It!Lauren:[pops balloon] Suck it! [cheers, applause]
Erin:Andy-
Andy:It'll be fine. Just act natural. Do you want a gummy penis?
Erin:No, uh, I'll just have some gummy bears.
Andy:These are delicious.
Erin:But... they're penises.
Lauren:And we come to Matthew. The guy who was with his old girlfriend basically the whole time we were together. [party guests groan]
Andy:Ew! Aww! That seems gross at first blush, right? But relationships are always more complicated than you think. I mean, we don't know Matthew's history with this other woman. Maybe she saved his life. [laughs] I don't know. I just- I don't think we should rush to judgment about Matthew. Maybe we don't pop that one.
Party guests:No, pop it. Pop it! [Lauren pops the balloon, party guests cheer]
Jessica:Hey.
Andy:Hey.
Jessica:Sorry. It's kind of a madhouse.
Megan:[grabs Andy] Ahh!
Andy:Oh! Ah, Megan.
Megan:You are one of the good ones, nard dog.
Andy:Aww.
Megan:No, really. [to Jessica] Where's my Andy?
Jessica:I dunno.
Andy:Oh, he's out there.
Megan:Aww. Are you going to sing for us?
Andy:Well, you guys are doing a pretty good job with the scary yelling, so...
Megan:That's not like you. That's not like you. Come on, sing! Sing!
Andy:[singing] By yon bonnie banks and by yon bonnie braes...