Welcome Party
Meme It!Jim:[in the phone] You know what, Pam? I was thinking maybe we should change course here. Let's give up on all this mean stuff.
Pam:What? No! No, I just had this brilliant idea- everyone loved it. You don't have a copyright on pranks. I might be better at this than you.
Jim:No, that's not what I-
Nellie Bertram:Jim, could you give us a hand?
Jim:Absolutely. Yeah. [whispers] Call it off, Pam. Call it off, okay? It's way more complicated than you think. Cancel the magician. Trust me.
Pam:Oh, okay. Okay, I will. [hangs up phone]
Angela:Pam, we have a great idea.
Oscar:Listen to this.
Angela:We're going to have the fluorescent lights flickering. It's gonna make everyone sick.
Pam:Or what if...
Angela:Okay.
Pam:We discuss... [Angela and Phyllis giggle] the idea of doing the party totally normal. Like, not mean. Just a regular party. [giggling stops] Not mean.
Angela:I knew she'd crack! I wanted to leave you out, you know.
Oscar:We're in far too deep. We can't change course at this point.
Pam:What are you talking about? Yes we can.
Oscar:What I mean to say is we don't want to.
Phyllis:Toots, we're not stopping this train, so get off the tracks.