Welcome Party
Meme It!Nellie Bertram:God. We owned this flat together. Then one morning, just like that, he was gone. He ran off with the waitress at our favorite restaurant.
Dwight:That's awful. What kind of restaurant.
Jim:Dwight!
Nellie Bertram:I couldn't afford the flat myself. So I sold it at a loss. Ah, but what's ten years of bliss down the drain compared with the thrill of starting over with nothing and no one?
Jim:I'm so sorry. These must be very painful memories.
Dwight:If it would help you to forget, I could hit you in the brain stem with this candlestick.
Nellie Bertram:Thank you. No. Look, Jim, Dwight, please, don't tell anyone about this.
Jim:No, no. Of course. Just one quick question. Was this um, Halloween, or...
Nellie Bertram:God, no. That's the most embarrassing thing of all this. What kind of fool gets her heart broken by bloody stage magician?