The Incentive
Meme It!Jim:[on the phone]I can have it to you by the beginning of next week. Alright? Thanks very much. [hangs up] Uh, Phyllis! Bracken Auto?
Phyllis:[hands Jim folder] Ask for Donald, Karen's bananas.
Jim:Ok.
Andy:T-bag bone
Jim:Andrew.
Andy:Have you noticed a little bit of a mood shift around here?
Jim:No, I didn't notice anything.
Andy:Really? Because I sat next to Stanley for years.and this is nap time. Open eye nap time. He balances the phone on his shoulder and just powers down. Now look at him.
Stanley:[On the phone] Youve got to unleash the power of the Pyramid!
Jim:I don't know what to tell you, man.
Andy:You think it has something to do with that incentive program?
Jim:Oh, one hundred percent. We all want to see you tattoo your ass.
Andy:BahI think people thought I was kidding when I said that.
Jim:Nah, you definitely weren't kidding. And that came across loud and clear. Oh, by the way, I want to hand this in. [hands Andy slip of paper]
Andy:Hundred and twenty points.
Jim:Yeah. Big sale. Don't worry about it though, I don't really care about the points. I would like a point receipt though[on phone] Hey! Yes, this is Jim Halpert calling for Donaldcan you hold on for one second? Thank you very much. [gets up to give Erin his point receipt]
Pam:Who talked to Maggie at Kaufman's?
Erin:Yes! [adds receipt to growing pile and thumbs up Andy.]
Jim:[on the phone]and I'm back. How are you sir?....I think we can squeeze a couple more golf games in, right?
Pam:Where's Angela? [Hands paper over her shoulder]
Andy:Hey Kevin, what are you doing?
Kevin:Don't talk to me! [Everyone continues to work busily]