Trivia
Meme It!Oscar:I don't believe this. What are you doing here, Andy?
Andy:You left us no choice, but, this should put a smile on your face. How would you like to be captain of the Dunder-Mifflin team? Although I reserve the right to overrule you.
Oscar:What? No!
Andy:I've got a quota to hit. I don't care how I hit it.
Oscar:And you guys thought this was a good idea?
Jim:I thought it was a fun idea.
Darryl:There were times on the two and a half hour drive when I experienced doubt. That's the thing about long drives, you know, you're always going to- this is a gay bar.
Andy:Wait, what? Everyone in here is gay?
Oscar:Yes! It's a gay bar! So you guys want to go home now?
All:No. Nah.
Oscar:What does this say about you? That you followed me here? That you think you're going to win your sales quota? At a gay bar's trivia night? [laughs]
Andy:It says that I believe that my staff's intelligence and that I'm willing to try anything. [Oscar's friend walks up] Not anything.
Oscar:Good luck.
Andy:Uh, all right. We need to divide up into teams, but it's winner-take-all so no need to divide evenly. We need an A-team, a backup team and a just-have-fun team. So you guys all know yourselves.
Meredith:Good-timers follow me.
Phyllis:Backups. [Jim goes to join the backups]
Stanley:Go on, kid. You know you don't belong here.
Andy:A-team.
Jim:Okay.
Andy:All right, everybody. Nice self-awareness. Except... [looks at Kevin, who has joined the A-team]
Kevin:Okay. [leaves]
Jim:There's a table over here.