Office Olympics
Michael:Today, I, Michael Scott, am becoming a homeowner. Investing in real estate.
Dwight:Diversifying. Smart.
Michael:Yes it is. Yes it is. It is very important to own property. Back in olden days, they would not even let you vote unless you owned property and they'd throw you in the stocks and humiliate you.
Dwight:And it worked. They should bring the stocks back. People'd obey the law, there'd be less troublemakers.
Michael:Maybe.