Michael's Last Dundies
Meme It!Michael:[in the bathroom] DeAngelo, what are you doing? There's a live audience out there!
Deangelo:Go do it by yourself, get Ryan.
Michael:No, Ryan would never do it. It's too on the radar. Look, look. The boss, hosts, the Dundies! It's sort of our perk!
Deangelo:This was not, part of the job description!
Michael:Listen to me, you're not doing this for me, you're not doing this for you, you're not even doing this for them!
Deangelo:Who am I doing this for?
Michael:[slaps him] You're doing this for all those kids out there, eating off the Louie Volpies kid's menu, wondering: Does it get better? What I want you to do, is I want you to say: It's showtime. Get out there.
Deangelo:I can't. [Michael slaps him again]
Michael:Say it.
Deangelo:Stop, hitting me.
Michael:You can do it, just say it.
Deangelo:Hit me again. [Michael slaps him once more]
Michael:Now hit me. [DeAngelo slaps him] One, two, three.
Together:It's showtime.
Michael:Alright, here we go.