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Meme It!Stanley:Dwight, why is the toilet paper only half a ply?
Dwight:I'm sorry, isn't that good enough for your anus? Don't get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.
Pam:Umm, Stanley. Maybe you could just unspool a little more each time you need to...
Stanley:Don't tell me how to do my business.
Dwight:Stanley, as a fellow Dunder Mifflin employee I feel for you. But, like you, I am completely powerless to the whims of the new building owner.
Jim:Which is you.
Dwight:Which is you' is not a sentence.
Jim:I disagree with.
Stanley:Are you just gonna sit there, Office Administrator, or are you going to do something?
Pam:Dwight, can we talk about these cutbacks.
Dwight:Pam, when I'm sitting at this desk, I'm a salesman. If you wanna talk to the new building owner, you should call Nate and schedule and appointment.
Pam:I'm not going to do that.
Dwight:Well then you're not going to talk to the new building owner. Which is a shame, because I hear he's a very reasonable guy.
Nate:[on the phone] Y'ello.
Pam:Hi Nate, Its Pam Halpert.
Nate:Oh, hey Pam.
Pam:Hey, I would just love to schedule a meeting today with Dwight.
Nate:Let me put you on hold for just one 'eensy sec.
Pam:Sure.
Dwight:[answers phone] Dwight Schrute. Mhm. Tell her I'm busy. I don't know, make something up.
Nate:Hey Pam, Dwight's being questioned by the police in connection with a string of dog-nappings that ha...
Pam:[hangs up phone] Dwight. Dwight. Can you please tell new building owner that he is screwing over all the people he works with, people he's worked with for years. His friends.
Dwight:You know what Pam? You're right. This isn't just a business. This is a home, and I would much rather see a smile from Kevin than save hundreds on plumbing and electricity. [Kevin smiles]