Michael's Last Dundies
Meme It!Michael:Okay! Okay! Sorry about the delay everybody! But we were at the DMV waiting in line. [everyone laughs]
Deangelo:Fall asleep right after sex. Huh guys?
Jim:Nope, go back to the script.
Michael:There are a lot of great salesmen in this office, but one of our great salesmen is also a great dad. And a close personal friend of mine, Jim Halpert! Best Dad Dundie! [Dwight plays a celebratory honking noise on his keyboard]
Jim:Wow! I do not parent for the award but I gotta tell you It feels pretty good. Uh, Cece, if you're watching this at home it's way past your bedtime, by the way how'd this get televised?
Michael:Well done.
Jim:I don't know maybe being a good dad is just all in your own compass. I don't know, I don't know. Thank you!
Michael:Alright. [all applaud Jim]
Pam:You didn't think to mention me huh?
Jim:Didn't I?
Michael:Which moves us to, Best Mom Dundie. [Pam gets ready and Jim smiles at her] I guess we all kinda consider her a mom around the office. Meredith Palmer!
Meredith:[jogs up and makes out with Michael, who is unwilling] Tell ya one thing, I'm not gonna be a good mom tonight! Whooo!
Dwight:Excuse me, can I get a photo of the Best Mom and the Best Dad please?
Jim:I gotta go do this.
Pam:[annoyed] Why?
Dwight:Big smiles folks! There they are.
Michael:Year after year, I catch a lot of flak on this particular award, because year after year I present this award to a guy instead of a girl. Hottest in the office goes to, [Ryan stands up] Danny Cordray! [Ryan quickly sits] Danny couldn't be here tonight...