The Promotion
Meme It!Dwight:Come on in. [everyone looking around at all the pictures and beans on the table] That's right. Come in, feast your eyes. They determine our worth by putting beans upon our faces.
Oscar:What the hell?!
Dwight:Things were not this bad when just Michael was manager.
Michael:Hey, what are you guys doing in here?
Kevin:What does a bean mean?
Pam:Why aren't there any beans on this very old, frizzy-haired picture of me?
Kevin:Michael, what does a bean mean?
Pam:Jim?
Jim:I was just trying to be unbiased.
Kevin:What does a bean mean?!
Oscar:Someone please explain it to Kevin.
Meredith:Why can't you? My time is just as valuable as yours.
Phyllis:Not according to the beans.
Angela:This is how you make this important decision?
Andy:There's no way that Stanley gets more beans than me. [starts to take Stanley's beans, Stanley swats Andy's hand with his crossword puzzle] That is ridiculous. This is how it works. [everyone continues to argue]