Initiation
Season 3, Episode 5, 0:03-0:37
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Meme It!Dwight:Brain teaser. I have two coins totaling 15 cents and one of them is not a nickel. What are they?
Ryan:A dime and a nickel.
Dwight:No, I said one of them is not a nickel.
Ryan:But the other one is. I've heard that before.
Dwight:Ok. A man and his son get into a car accident. They are rushed to the hospital. The doctor says, there is no way I can operate on this boy, ...
Ryan:Because he's my son. The doctor is the boy's mother.
Dwight:A man is found hanging from the ceiling...
Ryan:He stepped on a block of ice, hung himself, and the ice melted.
Dwight:A hunter.
Ryan:It's a polar bear because you're at the North Pole.
Dwight:Damn it!