Gossip
Meme It!Phyllis:How far along is Pam?
Meredith:A few months, that's why they're rushing the wedding.
Michael:[whispering] Guys, guys... you can't believe everything you hear. Like Stanley, having an affair? That is crazy! It's just... there's no stalking it. It's a weird day for false facts. Let it go.
Michael:[with everyone assembled in conference room] Okay everybody, big day. Last day for our interns, a lot of other stuff... who knows what to believe? Dwight, the honors.
Dwight:[giving envelopes to interns] Present these to the dean for credit. And, as a gift, I've attached my card. Call me any time of the day or night.
Eric:Why would we call you at night?
Dwight:[grabs card from Eric, crumples it, throws it to the ground] Well now you can't call me at all. Problem solved.
Jim:[to Eric] You're gonna regret that when you find yourself between a moose and her cubs.
Dwight:Look at the intern to your left. Now to your right. [interns do nothing] One of you will do exceedingly well in business, just unlimited potential. One of you will make a living, and nothing more. And one of you [looks directly at Megan] will make a great mother. It's up to you to choose which you want to be.