Gossip
Meme It!Erin:[eating cake with Kelly] I am so happy you're eating again.
Kelly:[mouth full of cake] Me too!
Andy:[to Jim] Tuna, how come you never try to set me up?
Jim:Oh, I don't really do that. But Pam might have some friends, though.
Andy:Women friends?
Jim:Yep.
Andy:Not guy friends?
Jim:Are you... interested in her guy friends?
Andy:No. I mean, for the record, I prefer women.
Jim:Okay.
Andy:But off the record, I'm kinda confused.
Jim:Really.
Andy:Yeah, the evidence is sort of stacked against me, I feel like...
Jim:Well you gotta figure this out.
Andy:Yeah, right?
Jim:Yeah!
Andy:How?
Jim:You gotta have sex with a woman.
Andy:Right-o.
Jim:And a man.
Andy:Ohh...
Jim:And then compare.
Andy:Alright. [looks around uneasily] Well hey...
Jim:Yep.
Andy:Congratulations to you.
Jim:On what?
Andy:[chuckles] Come on... little baby Tuna. Little junior toro.
Angela:[to Pam] Did you know a baby conceived out of wedlock is still a bastard?
Pam:What?
Angela:Want me to say it again?
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