Gossip
Meme It!Andy:[to Oscar in break room] Did you hear the rumor about me? That I'm gay?
Oscar:[nodding] I did. Yes.
Andy:And?
Oscar:What?
Andy:Do you think it's true? Do you think that I'm... gay?
Oscar:Are you attracted to other men?
Andy:[scoffs and chuckles] No! But, let me kick you a scenario. I'm at a beach cabana, and Brad Pitt approaches. He tries to lean in and kiss me. I would definitely resist, like at first. But if he was persistent, [long pause] I think I might give in a little bit, just to see what it... felt like.
Andy:Would I push him away? How hard? Like, what if he's like really aggressive?
Oscar:If you resisted Brad Pitt a little bit, he would still... need to get to you?
Andy:It's not real Brad Pitt, this is like, this is my fantasy. Or it's like, not a fantasy, it's just... it's just a scenario.
Oscar:Wow. I wish... I wish I could help you. I don't... you might be gay. You might be gay.
Oscar:What exactly is my responsibility here? To comfort insecure heterosexual men? That can't possibly fall to me.