Gossip
Meme It!Andy:What?
Kevin:[still giggling] Tea.
Andy:So?
Kevin:You would.
Andy:[laughing] I like tea!
Kevin:[sarcastically] Oh, I bet you like it.
Andy:Hahaha! I like it a lot! I love tea!
Kevin:Do you like it as much as you like mens' butts?
Andy:WHAT??
Kevin:Because you're gay.
Andy:[serious] Who told you that? Was it Broccoli Rob? Someone from Chi Psi? Or did you run into someone from my high school?
Andy:This is not the first time rumors about me being gay have come up. Twice before, actually. Just a weird coincidence... a little too weird. [chuckles nervously] Almost makes you wonder if it's not a coincidence at all. Whoa! Which it is, of course. [long pause] But it makes you wonder.