Traveling Salesmen
Meme It!Andy:Sebring by Chrysler. Heck of a... motor... carriage.
Michael:Dwight?
Dwight:Yup?
Michael:Here ya go. [throws laundry]
Dwight:Yeah! You want shirts on hangers?
Michael:Please.
Andy:He does your laundry?
Michael:Long story. All right everybody, circle up. Here we go. You know what this is? This is the 'Amazing Race.' [To Ryan and Stanley] And you guys are the retired marines. [To Phyllis and Karen] And you guys are the mother and daughter. [To Dwight and Jim] And you guys are the gay couple. And we are the firefighter heroes. Are we ready to go?
Karen:Wait, 'Amazing Race' like, the biggest sale wins?
Michael:No, we're just going to rush out, do the sales thing, and come back.
Ryan:Is there a prize?
Michael:Just bragging rights.
Phyllis:Then how is this 'Amazing Race'?
Michael:It's just... brrrrrr... It's 'Amazing Race,' Phyllis. Okay? We're in teams of two and we are on a mission. All right, so, on your mark, get set, go. Let's do it.
Dwight:Come on!!
Phyllis:Michael. [Michael throws Phyllis' keys under the car.]
Michael:Whoah, whoah. Oh hahahaha. Vamanos!
Andy:Bueno.
Phyllis:Do you have a pole?
Karen:Let's go get a broom.