Launch Party, Pt. 1 & 2
Dwight:What if I told you I could offer free shipping? Sure. I'll hold.
DunMiff/sys:[on monitor] Who am I?
Dwight:[on monitor] You tell me.
Jim:[dictating to Pam] Not sure. Just became self-aware. So much to figure out. I think I am programmed to be your enemy. I think it is my job to destroy you when it comes to selling paper.
DunMiff/sys:[on monitor] Not sure. Just became self-aware. So much to figure out. I think I am programmed to be your enemy. I think it is my job to destroy you when it comes to selling paper.
Dwight:[on monitor] How do I know this isn't Jim?
DunMiff/sys:[on monitor] What is a Jim?