Sexual Harassment
Michael:Oh-whoa-oh! Oh! Okay. Grade 'A' gossip for you, right now. Randall, CFO, resigned. Nobody knows why.
Todd Packer:Are you kidding? Everyone knows why! You don't know? Okay, check this out. Al lright. So here's the story. So Randall is nailing his secretary, right? And she is totally incompetent.
Michael:Really? Here we go! Buckle up. It's going to be a bumpy one!
Todd Packer:We're talking blonde incompetent.
Michael:Oh, yeah.
Todd Packer:Like 10 words a minute... talking.
Michael:Well, to be fair... blondes, brunettes, you know, there's a lot of dumb people out there.
Todd Packer:They are women, right?
Michael:Oh! Wow! I didn't say it! I didn't say it!
Todd Packer:I said it. And then, suddenly, for no reason, this bimbo blows the whistle on the whole thing just to be a bitch.
Michael:Oh, wow! What did I tell you about the bleep button.