Launch Party, Pt. 1 & 2
Meme It!Andy:Twenty seconds to go time.
Dwight:Got it. Carb up.
Jim:Really? Power gel?
Dwight:Hey, you wanna win? You gotta fuel like a winner.
Andy:Okay. We start. As soon as I make... this shot. Aaannnddd go!
Dwight:Uhyeaahhh! Hello, Susan? Dwight Schrute.
Jim:What would you say if I told you we could pull a prank on Dwight and at the same time not be working?
Dwight:Today I'm prepared to give you 15% off our normal prices.
Jim:What?
Pam:He's going through a break-up.
Jim:Yeah, I'm aware of that. But he's also being super annoying. And I'm not a perfect person.
Andy:[blowing air horn] Yeah!
Dwight:Three reams! Yoohoo... in your face, machines.
Pam:What kind of prank are you thinking?