Safety Training
Dwight:[outside] Come on, hurry up you guys!
Michael:[on the roof] My life! Oh, my life...
Dwight:[on megaphone] Michael, what's wrong?!
Michael:Everything's wrong. The stress of my modern office, has caused me to go into a depression.
Dwight:Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?
Michael:Dwight, you ignorant slut. Depression is a very serious illness. Over 32 thousand people commit suicide every year! According to a 2004 study!
Dwight:Is that the last year the data was available?
Michael:Yes! My head is in such pain! And turmoil!
Dwight:Don't do anything rash!
Michael:Wait, where are the warehouse guys?
Dwight:I didn't... [Dwight runs up to the side of the building] I didn't think you needed them for this part.
Michael:Okay... that's...
Dwight:you said to just...
Michael:That's the whole point, dummy.
Dwight:Okay, I'm on it!
Michael:Okay.