Gossip
Pam:[talking head with Jim] We haven't told anyone I'm pregnant.
Jim:Well, with her being unmarried... knocked up by some guy, I mean the yakity-yaks in this office would have a field day.
Pam:Yeah, we don't want them at the wedding thinking Jim's being marched down the aisle by my dad with a shotgum.
Jim:Wait, there's not gonna be a shotgun?
Pam:Nope.
Jim:No shotgun... 'cause that changes everything.
Pam:Can't back out now, Halpert.
Jim:What are you gonna do about it? There's no shotgun, so... free at last, free at last!
Pam:No, keep it up.