Michael's Birthday
Meme It!Toby:[to Kevin] Honestly, is there any way you can get on your fiancee's plan? Our health plan is s... just... it's terrible.
Michael:There you are. Good news. Did some research. It turns out that 98% of people with skin cancer fully recover.
Kevin:Still scary.
Michael:Yeah, but it's not brain cancer. And it shouldn't stop us from having fun. You know what they say the best medicine is.
Kevin:Well the doctor said a combination of interferon and dicarbazine.
Michael:And laughter... also.
Toby:I don't really think people are in the laughing mood.
Michael:Why are you here? I didn't even invite you to my birthday party.
Toby:I work here.
Michael:[mocking voice] Nyeh, I work here. [to Kevin] Alright, well, you know what, since Toby doesn't speak for everybody and I am your boss, I... think you should just go home. Take the rest of the afternoon off. Take a sick day.
Kevin:If I go home now, I'll just drive myself crazy.
Michael:Well, you're pretty much driving everyone else here crazy... crazy with worry.