Michael's Birthday
Meme It!Dwight:Where have you been? And don't say the bathroom, 'cause I kicked in all the stalls.
Jim:Well that's an invasion of privacy, so, I'm going to tell Michael.
Dwight:Please, don't.
Jim:You... owe me.
Michael:Excuse me, everyone. Attention please. Kevin, we're going to take you to a very special place, a place that will make you happy, and a place that is far, far away from the evil sun.
Stanley:Is this trip related in any way to your... birthday?
Michael:How dare you sir. You are gross.