Michael's Birthday
Meme It!Pam:[checking watch] We should probably head back.
Jim:Yeah. Okay. Oh. I dare you to make an announcement.
Pam:You dare me? How old are you?
Jim:Just... quit stalling.
Pam:[over loudspeaker, imitating Darth Vader] Luke, this is your father. Come set the table for dinner.
Jim:Such a dork.
Pam:[loudspeaker] Jim Halpert? Price check on fabric softener, the kind that gives you...
Store Employee:Ma'am? Please don't touch that. That is not a toy.
Pam:Oh I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Jim:How old are you?
Pam:I hate you.