The Target
Meme It!Dwight:No.
Trevor:If you chase me, I will run so fast. If you catch me I will bite so hard. Got it? Good-bye, my friend.
Oscar:What the hell, Dwight?
Dwight:See ya later, Trevor.
Oscar:you are incorrigible!
Dwight:I just saved your life. You're welcome!
Oscar:You hired someone to hit me with a pipe!
Angela:You deserved every bit of it! You made my husband gay.
Oscar:What-- what I did was wrong, and I have to live with that every day. But your husband is... gay. He was gay when you married him!
Angela:No. No.
Oscar:Angela, until you face that, you're gonna be confused and angry for all the wrong reasons. But if you want to blame me for the whole thing, go ahead -- I won't stop you. Hit me. you have my blessing. Hit me.
Angela:Well are you gonna let go of it? Because part of the blame is definitely on you.
Oscar:Angela, it's a lead freaking pipe.
Angela:God! [kicks Oscar]
Oscar:Aah!
Angela:You were supposed to be my friend.
Oscar:I'm so sorry. Angela--
Dwight:Oscar.