Stairmageddon





Pam:Well, we won't be late. I love you, mom. Thanks.
Nellie Bertram:Oh, your mom's watching the kids tonight. So what are you two up to? [chuckles] Oh, um, Embassy Suites. Do Not Disturb sign on the door. Mommy and Daddy are on the floor.
Pam:[laughs] I wish.
Nellie Bertram:[chuckles] What, then?
Pam:Oh, nothing that exciting.