Stairmageddon
Meme It!Erin:Though it mostly focuses on the daily realities of office life, a lurid subplot reveals the hypocrisy of a local public figure embroiled in a gay affair while preaching family values.
Nellie Bertram:Oh! Which public figure?
Erin:I bet it's Katie Couric. Ive been saying this for years.
Phyllis:No, I think they mean more like a politician.
Stanley:[walks into the office grunting and wheezing] You own the building. Why can't you fix the elevator in the middle of the night? Who do I look like? Jackie Joyner-Kersee?
Dwight:Well, I did say it would be an inconvenience. You should have called me from downstairs. We couldve met in the lobby. It's time to go out on a sale! Here we go.
Stanley:Son, youve lost your mind. I'm not going anywhere until you fix my elevator.
Dwight:The buyer is your sister's friend. This is the printing paper for the entire school district of Lackawanna. You are coming, and that's an order.
Stanley:You are not my damn boss and you never will be! Guess what? Never gonna happen! Pete! Iced tea. Three sugars, five creams.
Pete:Your morning 3-by-5. Coming right up.