The Farm
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Season 9, Episode 18, 18:22-20:19
Meme It!Pam:Good morning, Erin.
Erin:[looking disheveled] Hey.
Pam:Hey, everybody. Um, I decided to eat my cupcake. I thought about it last night. I talked to Jim. I talked to my sister. And, I think that, as long as Todd Packer doesn't know, it's OK.
Phyllis:I don't care what you do, Pam. Just please stop making noise.
Pam:Phyllis!
Clark:Packer laced the cupcakes.
Pam:No!
Meredith:Did you get diarrhea or were you stoned?
Angela:Some of us got both. [raises hand]
Pam:Oh my god! Is everyone OK?
Phyllis:Last night, I got out all of my old dolls and played with them on the living room floor. Then, I ordered ten American Girl outfits online. It was thousands of dollars.
Nellie Bertram:Yeah? Well, count yourself lucky, Phyllis. I got the toilet.
Stanley:Me too. [holds up four fingers]
Clark:I went Christmas caroling in March and I fertilized some bushes along the way. So, not my best night. But, not my worst night.
Phyllis:What did you do, Andy?
Andy:Last night? Oh, god, um, I don't know. [cuts to him arm wrestling Kevin] Na, nothing really. Kevin?
Kevin:Why would you ask me?
Andy:I'm not, a... I'm just. I don't know. [cuts to him spinning a plate like a record and Kevin dancing] Oh. Gosh. I actually. It is hard to recall. Um. [cuts to he and Kevin sitting on a table touching each others face] Pretty normal night.
Kevin:[he and Andy embrace each other in tears] My night was just like that. [cuts to him and Andy trading clothes] Meaning normal.
Andy:Yeah. I didn't see you last night at all. [cuts to him dancing by prostrate Kevin]
Kevin:Nope. I did not see you either.
Pam:Wow. He is officially the worst human being.
Kevin:[as Pam attempts to throw cupcake away] Ah. [stops Pam and takes cupcake]
Pam:But, Kevin that's...
Kevin:Yeah. No, I understand, Pam. I understand.
Angela:[shaking head in disbelief] No.