The Farm
Meme It!Cameron:Is that a guillotine?
Dwight:This? No. That'd be cool, though. It's for milking.
Cameron:[referencing goat] That's a cow?
Dwight:Did you just ask me if this was a cow?
Cameron:[after seeing Dwight smelling milk] What are you doing now?
Dwight:Come here. Come on. Grab a teat with each hand. Sit down. There you go. Squeeze from top to bottom. Really pull. Use some muscle. Draw the milk out. All right. Going all right?
Cameron:I don't know.
Dwight:Well, is the udder hot? Is the milk clumpy?
Cameron:I don't know any of that.
Dwight:OK, you suck at this. Give me those teats. Didn't your father teach you anything?
Cameron:I never met him.