Moving On, Pt. 1
Meme It!Dwight:Aunt Shirley, Hello! It's me Dwight.
Shirley:Oh, lookie here. It's big city Dwight. Careful you don't get mud on those fancy town shoes, big city Dwight.
Angela:Hello Aunt Shirley.
Shirley:Who's this little kitchen witch? She's so tiny like a little kitchen witch.
Dwight:This is Angela, and we brought you some new clothes!
Shirley:New clothes? What for? [Aunt Shirley's boob shows]
Dwight:OK
Angela:Oh, God.
Dwight:You know what? Before you put the new clothes on, Angela's gonna get you cleaned up a little bit.
Angela:Yes. How would you like a nice warm bath?
Shirley:How would you like a mean cold slap? [slaps Angela]
Angela:Ow!
Dwight:Ok, Aunt Shirley, dear, uh, can I get you a nice crisp liter of schnapps?
Shirley:I could do that.
Dwight:Ok.
Angela:No. No.
Dwight:Yeah, trust me.
Angela:No.
Dwight:It keeps her docile. Go to the kitchen, get the largest receptacle you can find.
Shirley:Step on it!