Work Bus
Meme It!Nellie Bertram:Andy, could I have a word please? Um, it won't take a moment. It's extremely important and it really has to happen now.
Andy:Fine. I will give you one minute.
Nellie Bertram:Oh, please don't use the hourglass.
Andy:You have one minute and your minute has begun and no time will be added at the end, even to accommodate this sentence with all of it's baroque dependent clauses and cascading turns of phrase.
Nellie Bertram:I'm trying to adopt a baby.
Andy:A baby what? A human?!
Nellie Bertram:And the...agency require a character reference from my employer.
Andy:Oh.
Nellie Bertram:You wouldn't have to do anything. I would write the letter myself and you just simply sign it. So.
Andy:Oh, OK. And fall right into your plagiarism entrapment scheme? I don't think so.
Nellie Bertram:It's not..it's-
Andy:And I happen to notice you're down to about thirty seconds here.
Nellie Bertram:Well then if I could just convince...
Andy:And those sand grains are tumbling..
Nellie Bertram:You.
Andy:With fury...
Nellie Bertram:It's not..it's not
Andy:Down the sides..
Nellie Bertram:Entrapment if I'm..
Andy:Of the hourglass..
Nellie Bertram:..writing..
Andy:Time's up!
Nellie Bertram:Fine.