Junior Salesman
Meme It!David Wallace:[on phone] Hey Jim, I thought our call was for later.
Jim:Yeah, this is actually about the new sales guy. Uh, Dwight has brought in a bunch of real weirdos. And I was wondering if I could have some input
Dwight:[presses speaker button] This is Dwight Schrute. Who am I speaking to? And don't lie. I can tell if you're lying.
David Wallace:Hey, Dwight. It's David.
Dwight:David.
David Wallace:Jim says hed like some say in the hiring process.
Dwight:Really? That's interesting. Cause I was thinking that since Jim is only here part time, he might not be as invested in the decision-making process as someone like me who's here every day. And frankly, killing it lately.
Jim:I was just thinking that because this person is gonna be sitting at my desk, near my wife
David Wallace:Jim, another thing. Since we are gonna have to hire this junior sales associate to cover for you, I am going to have to pay you only for the days that you actually work.
Jim:Oh. Um
David Wallace:Yeah.
Jim:Okay. I can't say that that's not fair.
Dwight:Sounds fair to me, David.
David Wallace:And I know we have a call scheduled for later
Jim:Oh, yeah, so well just do that later.
Dwight:No. Why not do it now?
David Wallace:Yeah. What's up Jim?
Jim:Uh [clears throat] Well, it's about Athlead. I'm sorry. Does Dwight have to be on this part of the phone call?
Dwight:Id love to be in the loop, David.
David Wallace:It's okay. Go ahead, Jim.
Jim:There's a very exciting opportunity to be a core investor
David Wallace:Okay. Jim, I'm gonna have to stop you right there.
Jim:Yes, okay. Bye.
Dwight:[whispers] Id love to invest.
Jim:No, thanks.
Dwight:Id like to give you $100 million. [snickers] [phone ringing]