Welcome Party
Meme It!Robert:This humble but sincere effort is all for our valued new colleague. Excellent.
Oscar:To Nellie Bertram, you are a most welcome and friendly presence at our company.
Robert:Cheers.
Nellie Bertram:Why thank you.
Oscar:Pam, on the other hand, is a most unwelcome, entitled, unfriendly presence in our company.
All:Cheers.
Angela:Nellie is terrific, but to be honest, every day I imagine how happy I'd be if Pam died. [laughter]
Jim:Oh. Well. I feel that as someone who knows Pam only a little bit... enough. A good amount. Not the most, though. I would say that she is misunderstood and that maybe there's some stuff in her past that you guys don't know about that's a little messed up and probably makes her such a torture to work with.
Creed:We hate Pam. We hate Pam.
All:We hate Pam! We hate Pam!
Magician:So we've established-
Jim:No. No.
Magician:-that you guys hate Pam. Do you ever wish she would just... disappear? [sets off flash paper]
Pam:Oh! [laughter, murmuring]