Welcome Party
Meme It!Erin:Maybe we should just go.
Andy:No. I gotta do this. Hey Jessica, could I talk to you?
Jessica:Uh, yeah, sure. What's up?
Andy:Uh, maybe we could talk in private?
Jessica:Uh, yeah. What is it?
Andy:Well, first just let me say that I hope when I'm done with the sort of ugly bits that we can stay friends.
Jessica:You're breaking up with me?
Andy:Uh, no. No. You always do this. You twist my words around. Part of me thinks we should just end this right now.
Jessica:Oh my God. Are you leaving me for Erin? You said she wasn't relationship material and she wasn't as good as me, but it's her, isn't it?
Andy:Whoa! That? No. Okay. You want honesty? Super-honesty time. I'm gay.
Jessica:What?
Andy:I am gay, and I prefer men.
Kenny:I knew it!
Andy:You did not, Kenny!
Kenny:You invited me to go shopping with you.
Andy:I like hanging out with you. You're a cool guy. Which proves my point. That I'm gay.
Jessica:Andy, you're not gay. I mean, we were... together. And you seemed pretty excitable.
Andy:Well, I was faking it. I had to fake it every time. I had to imagine that I was in a steam room with John Stamos.
Jessica:I can't say it doesn't make sense...
Andy:Well... I mean, I was good at hiding it, but-
Jessica:Look, it's fine, Andy. I didn't think we were gonna get married or anything. I just... I'm just upset for now.
Andy:Understandable. And I'm really sorry. I really am. [hugs Jessica, grunts] So... we should probably... go.