Welcome Party
Season 8, Episode 20, 0:01-1:27
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Meme It!Pam:Hey Jim. Stanley's back from the hospital today. Can you sign his card?
Jim:Oh, great. [reads] 'Glad they didn't mix up your tonsillectomy with a moustachectomy.' Oh that's not good.
Phyllis:Oh, because your jokes are all hilarious.
Pam:It's nice. It's funny. It mentions his tonsillectomy and makes a funny little joke about his moustache.
Jim:Stanley doesn't have a moustache.
Pam:Yeah he does.
Oscar:Pam, hit the brakes. Stanley does not have a moustache. I misspoke. I'm not sure. I think he has one, now that- I think he has a moustache.
Pam:Okay, Phyllis sits across from him every day. Phyllis, does he have a moustache or not?
Phyllis:Oh, I don't know. Now I think he doesn't.
Pam:Phyllis! What are you talking- The whole card depends on this!
Jim:Okay, the man's worked here for 25 years. How can none of us picture his face?
Angela:Cause we come here to do our jobs. We don't stick our noses in other people's business.
Pam:Okay, which one of these looks more right? [holds up drawing of Stanley with and without a moustache]
Dwight:Neither of those looks like any person that has ever existed or been dreamt of in the history of human insanity. That said, the one on the left.
Gabe:[bell dings] Guys, that's the elevator. What if it's him?
Jim:Okay, quick. Who says moustache? [Pam, Oscar, Dwight, and Creed raise their hands]
Dwight:Yep.
Jim:Who says no moustache? [Jim, Angela, and Phyllis raise their hands; Gabe enters, hiding Stanley's face]
Gabe:[reveals Stanley's moustache] Ah! Ha ha ha!
Phyllis:He does have a moustache.
Dwight:Yes!
Pam:Welcome back, Stanley. [Stanley grunts]