Test the Store
Meme It!Andy:Morning, everyone.
Kevin:Oh, Andy, guess what happened to me this morning?
Andy:Don't care. Tell me later.
Kevin:Listen, it's important. Youve gotta hear this.
Andy:What do you got?
Kelly:Oh, my god!
Phyllis:Do you have a black eye?
Andy:Yes, I do. Phyllis.
Kevin:I woke up at 4 am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what?
Andy:What?
Kevin:It's not a kid on a bike. It's a man in a car.
Darryl:Andy, who punched you?
Meredith:Hey, I was on the can. What's this about a black guy in the office?
Angela:Black eye, Meredith.
Kelly:Will someone please explain what's going on here? Since the interesting thing happened til now, so much time has passed, it's like my life is buffering.
Andy:Here's what happened. Pam and I were arriving for the day. And there was a gang in the parking lot on bikes, on, on motorcycles. And they were just hassling Pam
Pam:That's true.
Andy:They had, uh weapons.
Pam:Weapons.
Andy:I just stepped in to talk some sense into them.
Pam:But these were not the kind of people who use their words.
Andy:Punches were going, and I ducked a few, landed a couple, and I was fighting them off. It was totally, like, like, senseless crime.
Pam:Thank goodness he was there.
Oscar:Good job Andy.
Kevin:Yeah [all murmuring]
Andy:I didn't do anything any of you wouldn't have done.