Test the Store
Meme It!Toby:Now, if your attacker is willing to defile a corpse, you better stop playing dead right away and just make it known that you're alive.
Lady:Forgive me for interrupting. I believe my daughter had an altercation with somebody here, some fancy gentleman with a squeaky voice?
Andy:[deep voice] I think you guys might have the wrong Office.
Girl:That's him... the guy I hit.
Darryl:What?
Oscar:Youve gotta be kidding me.
Kevin:Poor Andy! First you got beat up by a gang, and now she kicks your ass?
Oscar:No, Kevin -- [sighs]
Lady:What about the lady you hit with the pine cone?
Girl:There. That chubby one.
Pam:I just had a baby.
Girl:Yesterday?
Pam:Wow.
Lady:Apologize.
Girl:Sorry I kicked your ass in front of your thin girlfriend.
Pam:How bout we wait til next year after you have your kid?
Lady:You know what? Tiffy's going to college.
Andy:[deep voice] Listen, I don't know what you guys are talking about, but I guess Ill just accept your apology so we can get on with our day.
Lady:God bless. Friend of mine uses your paper. You do good work. Bye bye.
Kevin:Bye.
Kelly:So, Toby, I think we should do a different self-defense seminar -- How to protect ourselves against tiny little girls.
Toby:There's no shame in getting beaten up by a girl. My ex-wife used to demolish me.
Kelly:No, there is shame in it, okay? We have to draw the line somewhere.
Darryl:Oh my God, I think I see the imprint of a ring pop.
Andy:Oh... [Kelly laughing]