Test the Store
Meme It!Ryan:Sabre. It's time to come home.
Jim:Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I think ...it seemed like you were a little nervous.
Ryan:Yeah, no [bleep], Sherlock! Can somebody please tell me something encouraging about this presentation before I go out there in front of a million people and do it?
Dwight:Okay. I know, I know, champ. Calm down, just listen.
Ryan:You know what?
Dwight:You just need to realize that so much rides on this. You have no idea.
Jim:Dwight.
Dwight:I'm trying to make him feel important.
Ryan:God. I wish Kelly were here. She always knew what to say.
Dwight:Um... [imitating Kelly] Oh, Ryan, you're so smart. You're smarter than Mark Zuckerberg and those Google guys all combined. Hee hee hee.
Ryan:You're so ignorant. You barely know what you're talking about. That is so ridiculous. You really need to read a couple books.
Dwight:What's a book? [giggles]
Ryan:On my God. You're so embarrassing. My mom would say the best stuff, though.
Jim:[ahem] You can... [slightly effeminate] You can do it Ryan.
Ryan:And you know that I'm capable of this.
Jim:You're the only one who can do it, s-sweetie.
Ryan:What did you think of the presentation?
Jim:I thought it was great, sweetie. I would just fix that one --
Ryan:Oh! Fix means you hate it! I knew it! I need something to drink!
Dwight:Jim, get him a water.
Ryan:No, not a water. A sports drink. I hate everything in that fridge. Not red! Get me something yellow or green from a nearby store. Not red!
Dwight:Why are you just standing there? Go to a nearby store and get him a yellow or green sports drink!