After Hours
Meme It!Dwight:Where did you see it?
Jim:In the bed.
Cathy:I haven't seen anything.
Dwight:We gotta find it before it eggs. [pulls sheets off bed]
Cathy:Jeez
Dwight:Describe it.
Jim:Brown, shiny, painful bite.
Dwight:Could be a bat weevil Describe its mood. Did it seen sleepy?
Jim:Stressed, but to be fair, it was a tense situation.
Dwight:Fair enough, but after it bit you, did it run away fearful, or did it walk away smug, self-assured?
Jim:So smug. Like he thought it was funny, like this.
Dwight:Pshh. That's a bedbug.
Jim:Yeah.
Dwight:Everything's a joke.
Jim:I know.
Dwight:Check your hair! [checks Jim's hair]
Jim:Ow.
Dwight:God, oh. So greasy, you should just shave all this.
Jim:Just check it.
Dwight:You are clean. Okay One thing a bedbug thrives on is heat and carbon dioxide [starts running in place and turning up the thermostat] I am going to generate myself into a human trap. [starts to take off clothes] When I jump into the bed, you are going to cover me with the sheet immediately. And then we'll see who's laughing. [dastardly laugh]
Jim:Alright.
Dwight:Yeah. [jumps into bed] Cover me!
Cathy:Is this really nessecary?
Jim:He knows what he's doing.
Dwight:Let the bedbugs bite!
Cathy:Ugh, god, I feel so gross. I have to go take a shower.
Jim:Alright, then I will catch you later What do we do now?
Dwight:We wait. [Shower starts] Come to papa.
Jim:Oh.