Jury Duty
Meme It!Jim:...and Pam was just going crazy, trying to take care of Philip because Cece has been out of control recently, and- look, Andy, it doesn't matter. The truth is, I just feel terrible lying to you.
Andy:I feel terrible getting lied to. No one's ever lied to me before.
Jim:Okay. I think the best thing to do right now is just come clean and tell everybody the truth.
Andy:No, not after what I told Dwight about firing you. No. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to have ourselves a good old-fashioned cover-up. Have you ever heard of a Connecticut cover-up?
Jim:No.
Andy:Do you know why you never heard of it?
Jim:No.
Andy:Covered it up.
Jim:Are you sure you can keep this under wraps?
Andy:They used to call me King Tut because I'm so good at keeping things under wraps.