Jury Duty
Meme It!Oscar:[whispering] Guys, I don't know how many of you have seen- Gabe? Bring it in. I don't know how many of you have seen a premature baby before. It's going to be really tiny, so please don't say anything offensive.
Kevin:Got that, bimbo?
Erin:Got it, bimbo. [Oscar knocks at the door]
Angela:Yes?
Oscar:Knock, knock. Oh!
Kevin:Hi!
Angela:Oh... I don't- I don't want any- what are you guys doing here?
Oscar:We wanted to say hi to the newest little Dunder Mifflinite.
Senator Lipton:Well, meet our not-so-little bundle of joy, Philip Halsted Lipton.
Kevin:Phillip is so fat.
Oscar:Kevin!
Kevin:You warned me not to say anything if it was tiny, Oscar. But you didn't prepare me for a big, giant, fat baby.
Angela:Hey.
Senator Lipton:Yes, he's substantial.
Erin:He's more than substantial. He's a monster.