Trivia
Meme It!Host:Excuse me, sir, on the Dunder-Mifflin A-team? Excuse me, sir?
Ryan:Yeah?
Host:I'm sure you're just checking your Grindr account... [laughter] but you can't check smart phones during trivia, it's against the rules.
Ryan:Okay, I'm turning it off.
Host:Okay, you're not turning it off.
Ryan:I won't look at it.
Host:Sir?
Ryan:I can't- I can't not touch it.
Host:Okay, then we're going to have to take it away. [employee takes the phone] Thank you.
Ryan:Look, I can't, I can't not have my phone. I'm sorry. I want to be with my phone. [leaves]
Host:All right, guys. After nine rounds, let's check the scores. In first place, with nine points, it's Aesop's Foibles. [Oscar's team touches fingers] The Queerenstein Bears have seven points. [a team of hairy men growl] Dunder-Mifflin A-Team has four points.
Jim:[claps] All right.
Host:D.M. Backup Team has three points. The Einsteins have eight points. [the 'just-for-fun Dunder-Mifflin team cheers] Ladies Gaga have five points. [more cheering]
Andy:So the best chance of hitting our mark is now in the hands, and brains, of Kevin, Meredith, Erin and Kelly. Do I like these odds? My answer is no.