Trivia
Dwight:So it's a very simple argument of why I should be put in charge of southeast printer sales. Nobody has sold more printers in the northeast than me. Bottom line, I know the product. I get it!
Receptionist:Well, you got my vote.
Dwight:Oh my God.
Gabe:I know.
Dwight:Most of all, I believe that character is destiny. And my character is one that- wait why are you smiling?
Gabe:What?
Dwight:What's with the smile?
Gabe:You're doing great. You know, so good.
Dwight:And my character is one that will never give up until greatness is on the horizon, behind us.
Gabe:Dwight, that was a fantastic presentation. Put your hand on my hand. Flush! [Gabe makes a flushing motion, Dwight twists Gabe's arm] Ow!
Dwight:Take me to Robert.
Gabe:Ow! He went home.
Dwight:Take me to his house.
Gabe:Uh, it's a condo and it's long-term business housing.
Dwight:You know where it is. Lead me there.
Gabe:Ow! Ow! Stephanie, help!
Dwight:Listen, you're a perfectly fine toilet. I'm just an extraordinary piece of crap. Let's go.