The Sting
Dwight:I'm gonna intimidate him. Okay?
Jim:Okay, great-
Dwight:Watch this.
Jim:-I'm just gonna watch.
Dwight:[speaking loudly] So anyway, she says, 'that is the biggest penis I have ever seen.' And I said, 'I know. That's why I brought you to the Penis Museum, where tickets are a thousand dollars.' Well, hello Danny!
Danny:Hey, Dwight. Good to see you. Jim, hey.
Jim:[shaking hands] How are ya?
Danny:Good to see you too.
Dwight:What are you doing?
Danny:Oh, I'm just here for the coffee.
Dwight:Like hell you are.
Jim:Dwight!
Dwight:He's not just here for the coffee, Jim. Wake up!