Christmas Party
Michael:No! No way! It... no.
Darryl:Come on, Mike, let me borrow the hat for just a couple of hours.
Michael:You wanna be Santa?
Darryl:Yeah.
Michael:Have you ever seen Santa?
Darryl:Yeah, I've seen Santa.
Michael:Okay.
Darryl:Who cares?
Michael:Well, I'm sorry. It just doesn't work.
Dwight:Michael, I would like to be the elf.
Michael:That makes sense because he has elfish features.