Sex Ed
Meme It!Donna:[on phone] Hello?
Michael:Hi Donna. It's Michael.
Donna:Michael, I didn't think I'd here from you. How have you been?
Michael:I have a disease, for which there is no known cure, that has been sexually transmitted to me.
Donna:Oh no.
Michael:I can't even say it. H-I...
Donna:Oh my God.
Michael:...R-P-E-E-S
Donna:Wait, you're calling to tell me that you have herpes?
Michael:No, I am calling to see if you gave me herpes. Because if you did I would be able to avoid a lot of sucky conversations. So you have it right?
Donna:Ummm, no.
Michael:Does your stupid husband have it?
Donna:No! He doesn't. Are you telling me I have to get tested?
Michael:Yes I am telling you you have to get tested for herpes. Good-bye!
Dwight:So long Donna! [Michael hangs up]